Ocsober Victory

20150926_213310Crack open the sparkling water, I have made it through October sans alcohol like a BLOODY LEGEND! And, okay naysayers, the month is not entirely up, but it’s safe to say: I got this. High-five me! A whole month without a cheeky tipple? Who knew? Many of those other ‘dry’ months have passed me by, with just fleeting intentions to get on board, and to be THAT person, but there was always something on that would get in the way of sobriety – an upcoming party, Thursday… Continue reading

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The Bachelorette – Hello final Week

Sasha is going to take this home. It’s a total no brainer. He is the best out of an underwhelming bunch (sorry boys), and Missy has total heart palpitations every time she glances at him. Continue reading

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Summer, I’m Not Ready!

The smatter of spring is in the air. That unmistakable stir in the atmos that something exciting is about to happen. Longer sunny days, balmier temps – it all points to the inevitable – sleeveless dresses and swimwear. And hello – I am NOT READY! Continue reading

Detox Draaama

So, here’s the thing, after the last hoorah of the holiday season, that yes, did creep into March, with the final straw that broke the camel’s back: the entertaining of my foodie friends from London. There may have been some extensive wining and dining that while at the time was a hoot, left me feeling hideous and heavy. Continue reading

The Bachelor Has Feelings Too

What a brilliant week of post Bachelor scandal it’s been. However, I am a little disappointed that it looks like Blake hasn’t impregnated one of the girls (Jess) as was murmured. THAT would have put #TheBachlorAu on the map WORLDWIDE. Sad face. And it would have been the stuff of Channel10’s wildest fanatsies. Can you imagine? Continue reading

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Amal Clooney Crushing

Surely, I’m not alone in confessing: I’m crushing on Amal Alamaddin big time. With her naturally gorgeous exotic looks, mane of dark glossy hair, innate elegance, petite frame that looks amazing clothed in couture, AND an internationally acclaimed human rights lawyer to boot – hello total package! Is George Clooney punching above his weight?  Continue reading

The Bachelor: #Mintgate and More

Well, things got a WHOLE lot more (or less) interesting last night.

Firstly, Sam in that dress! This was a real Cinderella moment for young Sam who was wearing a grey flannel T-Shirt and tea-cozy styled beanie at the time of her unveiling the incredible, pale pink, crystal beaded gown gifted to her by “Blake”. Continue reading

HcG Diet: Phase Failure

Well, many have asked me: “Are you still on that weird diet?” And it’s with great sadness (not really) that I reply: “No, I didn’t make it past Day 9.” I know right? Another well intended diet victory has bitten the dust. Who would have thought? Continue reading

Would I get a Rose from The Bachelor?

Pictures-From-Bachelor-Australia-Season-2-Episode-2It’s been a cracking season on The Bachelor thus far, with an interesting mix of girls. Amber was my all time favourite. Her scheming, unapologetic bitchiness and the regular throwing of the toys out of the pram – miss her already! But Blake couldn’t “connect” with her…Boo! And sending her home before a single date AND before the formal rose ceremony? Ouch! And then there’s Laurina…Do you know she used to be a model? She delivered my all time favourite line to Amber: “So you do realise you’re projecting  your own fakeness on to me?” No, Laurina, I did not know someone could project fakeness on to another.  Well, now I do. Continue reading

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Red Carpet Round Up

Well, it’s been quite the couple of days of Red Carpet action with the MTV Video Music Awards AND The Emmy Awards – it’s been literally raining couture. So, without further ado, here are the frocks that rocked and just a few that…didn’t (actresses in big old ball-gowns who shouldn’t be in big old ball-gowns –I’m talking to you).

Let’s just start with The Emmys – SO much fashion, so little time. Continue reading